She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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