Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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