just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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