so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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