i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We don't watch enough power rangers
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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