im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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