I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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