i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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