If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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