3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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