Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
