Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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