I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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