Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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