Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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