It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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