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Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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