How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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