He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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