at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you would pick up someone in the library
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
