tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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