id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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