my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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