i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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