with your own penis?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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