remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You don't make any sense
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