I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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