Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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