im about as happy as oj after his trial
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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