I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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