Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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