Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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