guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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