Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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