Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
