I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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