I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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