i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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