i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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