it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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