Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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