I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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