I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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