Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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