google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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