in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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