those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Randomize
