how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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