How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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