1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
